Sunday afternoon at the Beach Wal-Mart is a white knuckle ride.
They should really consider stuffing the greeters’ pockets with Xanax and have them pass them out as you enter.
Getting a buggy only adds to the torture.
Forget waterboarding, let’s just give the terrorists a shopping list and send them into a Super Wal-Mart on a timed drill of American capitalism!
Slice of Good Ol Boy Life 
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